These are what I like to call, ‘My Period Pants’.
also got a haircut today. not joking
I’ve never understood why people have to become brats when they become successful. I think you should work harder when you become successful because people are expecting more from you. Success doesn’t mean that you’re allowed to work less and treat people like shit. I’m not really supposed to say shit. Now I’ve gone and said it twice.
the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
So pretty much I was silently sobbing and whispering the lines along with Katniss at the midnight premiere and everyone thought I was insane. nbd
I physically cannot
WRONG PARAMEDIC, OH LORD
Change ya fate
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i like the fact that you are a neurosurgeon actively on tumblr
i like the fact that you are a neurosurgeon drinking a juice pouch.